Glad you like your dogs, Lady...

There's a public nature trail that goes through a thin strip of woods next to my house, and when people go through I can see them from my kitchen. Today a woman walked past with her four labs (who has four labs???), none of which were on leashes. I had to call my dog, Calvin, inside so he wouldn't bother them, and as I did I noticed something. Each of the four dogs was wearing a bright orange vest. I was thinking, "Good for you, lady, keep your dogs safe during hunting season! I'm actually proud of you!" until I saw the woman herself. This woman had gone to all this trouble of keeping her dogs safe by outfitting them with their orange vests, but she was wearing brown pants and a tan coat. SERIOUSLY??? Glad you like your dogs, lady, but what's going to happen to them when YOU get shot?