Honestly I'm rather impressed...

So last night I went to the Holiday Formal that Hanover High School hosts every year. I was not so shocked at the percentage of totally wasted chicks but was particularly impressed with one individual. She turned to me in the bathroom and asked if the flask she was keeping between her boobs was noticeable. I was a little confused as to why she was talking to me, since I had never met her before, but I assured her that no, she was totally in the clear (false). She looked in the mirror, bounced up and down a couple times, I guess to see if it would come out, and, satisfied with the results, turned back to me and said, "I have two more taped under here!" indicating her thighs. I was concerned, as she was ridiculously small and I don't really know why she would ever need THREE flasks but hey, I can't say I wasn't impressed by her resourcefulness. That girl was fo' serial. Keeps it classy.